“You just said yourself you heard my voice in your head.”
“I mentioned the lasting impression, and that wasn’t a compliment.”
“And yet there you are thinking about me.”
“I am not going to see the end of that, am I?”
Today’s the day. The day you help save the internet from being ruined.
(Long story short: The FCC is about to make a critical decision as to whether or not internet service providers have to treat all traffic equally. If they choose wrong, then the internet where anyone can start a website for any reason at all, the internet that’s been so momentous, funny, weird, and surprising—that internet could cease to exist. Here’s your chance to preserve a beautiful thing.)